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Before The Creation Of Man

And when your Lord said to the angels: Lo! I am about to place a viceroy in the earth, they said: Will thou place therein one who will do harm therein and will shed blood, while we, we hymn thy praise and sanctify Thee? He said: Surely I know that which you know not. (HQ 2:30)

For those who are not too incline with serious stuff, the above verse kinda sound like this:
G: Yo, dudes gather round.
G: Check this out! It's My latest design.
G: Soon to be shipped to a planet called Earth.

A: WTH, G?! These morons exhales carbondioxide.
A: And umm...they... defecate??

G: You guys wanna hear Me tell a joke?

A: Yes, we would like to hear You tell a joke.

G: Knock, knock.

A: Who's there?

G: Go fuck yourselves!


What They Really Need

Some Facts:
1. God never promised Al-Quds and its surrounding areas to be a peaceful place like He promised Mecca for Abraham.
2. Most of well known prophets are locals. (So what?)
3. Whenever there's a war in the area, there have never been any written records of firebirds from hell assisting a particular side.
4. The Semites aren't holy race. There are criminals among them too, just as in any other race.
5. Some middle eastern rulers really like horses.
6. Newton's third law states that: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction... So in order to make a hole on a soldier's head through his helmet, you would need at least a 9 mm. Shouting at him wont do, since the wave comes from ones vocal cords' vibration aint solid. Shouting from thousands of miles away is even dumber.
7. After all those years of monetary donations and with such small territory, Palestine remains to date, one of the world's poorest country.

So, what do the Palestinians really need?
All muslims shout-curse together from their own soils? (Actually all but one: me)
Donations from neighbouring countries?

Or some Kalashnikovs to giveaway for free at kindergardens?